| Trannies and Birfday Surprises |
[Aug. 19th, 2009|03:22 am] |
Fun stuff... we have 3 guests staying here that are actually dudes with boob jobs. Two of them are quite convincing actually.
Anyways, this dude just walked in, asked where a certain room was and I being the great employee I am, ask to verify the guest's name. He can't even give me a name at all! He got all sort of shifty and nervous when I sort of grilled him on the fact that he didn't even know a freaking FIRST name... at all! Anyways, I call up to the room and they say it's okay to send him up.
I direct him to the room. He comes back down maybe 1min or 2min later and sort of rushes out the door. My guess is that they found one another on craigslist and that
1) He either wanted to have a good time with some trannies he would pay for
OR
2) They advertised that they were three hot girls looking for some fun
Either way, I get a call from the room asking why the guy hasn't shown up and I then tell her that he basically took off out the door haha. I'm thinking he either just plain ol' chickened out OR he heard them talking from outside the door and was like WTF haha...
The gal told me that he said I wouldn't let them up. DAMN LIAR haha.
IN OTHER NEWS:
My birfday is coming up and my mama sent me a box of goodies like she usually does. I opened it this morning thinking that it was going to be a bunch of snackies and cards and lil stuff like that. I love that lil stuff she always sends hehe.... BUT NOOOO... I open it up and there's a digital camera box. It doesn't hit me at first. I tell myself that she probably sent me something in my dad's digi camera box but then I notice the picture on the box and am like "my dad's camera isn't that one... OMG! THE BOX IS STILL SEALED... it's brand new!!!" and yeah... The surprises didn't end there though. My darling of a mama also sent me one of those fancy Italian charm bracelets! It's a special daughter themed one... it's darling. I have to get in the habit of wearing it though haha
There was also a singing Jonas Brothers' card lol... I have no idea why but yeah haha.
Not to worry though... I still did get a box of popcorn and some butterfinger snack stick things haha.
My family spoiled me this year. I'm ringing in my quarter of a century birthday in style I guess. I am blessed... I really do think it'll be the right thing to move back to CO. I miss my family and pals there too much! Besides, the freaking weather here has been so hot and it isn't all pretty and green any more :(. Seattle is losing its charm! |
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| THE WEINERS WEDDING! |
[Aug. 16th, 2009|04:20 am] |
Today was Czarina's/Weiners' WEDDING! I feel so adult having a friend that is MARRIED. FAREEEAKY!
It was a really gorgeous ceremony. They had the traditional veil and wedding knot thing! What's cool is that Czarina and her man are actually involved in their church and didn't just get married there to have a pretty background/scenery for their wedding. It just made it all feel different. The priest actually knew who they heck they are and they had folks from the church community there at the service/ceremony!
I haven't been to mass in AGES...even though it was an Episcopal service (I grew up Catholic) some of the things were still the same. What really reminded me of the good ol' days is how people take the chance when hymns are sung to pretend they are freaking Celine Dion! You have all these old ladies and their shakey lil voices filling the air around ya... and then you have the occasional deep old man voice that is always sort of surprisingly impressive haha.
Brought me back to the days I spent at church listening to my mama falling behind on the words, pulling a Mr. Bean and mumbling through the parts that she forgot or couldn't keep up with in the book. Then of course, she'd belted out the parts that even non-church goers know haha. Me and my bro used to crack up for days listening to my mom sing in church. It usually resulted in a sharp elbow to our sides (well, as sharp as her pudgey lil elbow could get... pudgey elbows still deliver quite the solid blow to your ribs!) or a solid pinch. My mom is the best pincher ever! She has such strong hands that are able to grab a huge chunk of flesh and muscle all fast even when she's doing something else such as driving or singing in church :-p.
Back to the wedding, one of the bridesmaids was SMOKING hot in her outfit. I'm not into girls but seriously, everyone HAD to give her props and comment on how gorgeous she looked in the red bridesmaid dress. She's this tall white gal that used to do track or something and lift weights so she's all solid... and let me tell ya, she has THE perfect arse! It's like every guy's dream (unless he's into flat asses). She has no flab or cellulite or anything... just all solid. It's truly amazing. Watching all the old guys oogle her goodies when she walked down the isle was hilarious haha. She's even really pretty and cool too... gah... she just reels the dudes in haha.
The food was delicious, Filipino food served family style! It was awesome because the caterers brought all the food to the tables that had lazy susans in the middle of them! They had bottles of MEXICAN COCA COLA too!! It was basically an unlimited stash of that stuff and of fancier bottled beer and of course wine. I stuck to the pink lemonade that was basically like crack. I just KNOW my taste bud is going to go through withdrawl and bump up because I'm not going to be able to taste that flavor again!
The spiffiest part about the whole reception was that they rented a PHOTO BOOTH for the entire reception. You could basically take unlimited photobooth pictures (ya know, the kind that come out in black and white in lil strips). They had a photo album to put them in too and spaces for folks to write lil thangs. Everyone was allowed to take extras too and take them home as basically lil "remembrance" things for the wedding. The other unique thing about the reception was the freaking "cake"...It was basically tiers of fancy cupcakes (3 different flavors: chocolate w/ vanilla frosting & fancy lil chocolate sprinkles, yellow cake w/ jelly in it w/ peanut butter and jelly flavored frosting, and then of course, red velvet cupcakes!) They were basically orgasmic! The lil ceramic bride and groom on top of the whole thing were painted by Czarina and her man... it was darling because Czarina made her's all brown haha (she has beautiful golden tan skin).
Another funny part was when the gals that wanted to be in the bouquet toss had to sort of do Beyonce's Single Ladies dance haha... it was mostly just the lil hand thing... ya know... the puttin' a ring on it part haha. Other classic dancing moments that happened included the old adorable Filipino folks gettin down to the Electric Slide and Thriller haha.
Forgot yet ANOthEr spiffy part. Rather than having some cheesy slow dance song for the bride and groom's first dance, it was a swingishy sorta song SUNG by the Best Man!! It was soooo great! He got all into and they were just swinging around the dance floor! I just have to tip my hat to these two kids because they had such a unique wedding. They didn't spend a fortune but splurged on things that were really true to their sense of humor and who they are and yeah... it was just great!
Perhaps I'll eventually plop some photos on here to illustrate everything. As wary as I am about my pal marrying this fellah, I HAVE to admit that they are off to a great official start.
I've been up for over 24 hours so I haven't edited this and the grammar and writing is shit but eh... it's clear enough to record the memory for me. ( I had to work an 8 hour over night shift, which I'm at right now, after the wedding festivities... work folks are basically douche balls!) |
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| Insanely Awesome PICS! |
[Jul. 6th, 2009|11:16 pm] |
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Hello lil chitlins!
My uncle always sends me some of the spiffiest e-mails with the coolest pictures. I just had to share these because I'm amazed!!!! hopefully I figure out the lj cut thang okay
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| Michael Berryman!!! |
[Jun. 6th, 2009|10:37 pm] |
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hehe, that's my favorite picture I've found of him online haha
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0077720/
There's a link to his IMDB thing... I SOOOO JUST CHIT CHATTED HIM UP HERE AT THE FRONT DESK!! He's in town for the Crypticon! He's really really really nice and has the most gentle voice ever! I COMPLETELY forgot he was in ONE FLEW OVER THE COOKOO'S NEST w/ Jack Nicholson.... HOLY SHIT... He told me about his experience on that movie and how it was one of the best times of his life... how he got to learn so much about his craft etc etc...
yeah... Um... lots of the Crypticon stars are staying here at the hotel! So far, I've given advice to one of the carpenter/setter uppers of the show of how to make his facial wound maggots look more real ^_^. I'm spiffy like that!
These con stars are nicer than the ones that were in town for the fantasy art one... those guys were all full of themselves...only one of the artists was really nice and friendly.
ANYHOOOOOOOO, um... that's all I have to update for now
I meet soooo many people with this job since we're right smack bam in Seattle by everything! WOOO WOOO |
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| Night of the Walking Stereotypes!! WEEEE |
[May. 25th, 2009|03:20 am] |
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TO START OFF, THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE OFFENSIVE... it's just random things I observed that made me want to scream "AND YOU WONDER WHY PEOPLE SAY AND ASSUME WHAT THEY DO!!"
Tonight's theme has been deemed "Live Up Your Stereotype"
It started off when I stumbled out my door and to the bus stop. I'm going to number the things I saw... it was just nuts!
1) The hipster douche ball with the "ironic" mustache... enough said.
2) The bitchy black bus driver lady that was all PMSy to everyone and almost shut me in the door before I even got a chance to step up all the steps... She is always bitchy but tonight she lived up to the whole bitchy "I'm the Queen of the Earth" stereotype black women get... annoying.
3) Gay male couple on the bus. One w/ a very "gay" voice... ya know, the type people usually use when impersonating a gay male...lisp included. They talked about interior decorating and their dogs...
Then I stepped off the bus only to be slapped in the face with a gajillion stereotypes.
1) Ghetto group of people standing on the street corner... this group just perpetuated the belief that all black people are loud mouthed folks. They had sub-categories in it
a)Bickering teenage couple screaming obscenities at one another while both being on the phone with other people at the same time. They proceeded to push and shove one another, the girl slapping the boy in the face repeatedly. The boy runs away and the girl shouts "stupid ass niggah motha fuckin niggah I'ma beat yo black ass"
b) Girl with a bootilicious booty proceeds to do the pop your ass dance... ya know, the one where you sorta squat down and make your butt cheeks bounce while sorta humping the air... she then proceeds to say "I'm gonna make my ass clap cuz I ain't got fuck to do" and proceeds to make her ass cheeks clap... working it like a stripper on a pole
c) My ears then get flooded with insane amounts of ebonics... crazy shit...
d) Boys with their jeans hanging down to their knees... NO EXAGGERATING! They were trying to rap... sadness >_<
2) OF COURSE all that had to happen while the whitest white people out and about were walking by at that very moment. In a very nerdy white guy voice, I heard a man say "Oh my goodness Bob, there's lots of 'color' out tonight." Then all the white folks proceed to bunch up into a tight lil ball as if to barricade themselves from any harm that could be gained from passing a group of loud mouthed black kids.
3) Group of folk life hippy annoying kids come running across the street...overly giddy...smelly...LOUD... ya know... basically your typical white festival goer here in Seattle
4) Hispanic looking man then proceeds to cat call some "chick" (I think it was a trans person... looked more like a dude) while the poor chick just sorta freaks out and tries to ignore his advances. He basically reinforced the stereotype that all hispanic men are hornballs that hit on ANY woman... *sigh*
5)THEN I see douchey lil cops on bicycles trying to chase down a kid on a long board cruising down the street... hopping from side walk to street... zooming like crazy...It was fun seeing those lil cops sausaged into their bicycle outfits trying to chase down the lil "punk" haha.
THEN... At work I thought I'd be free of all the annoyances but NOOO...
1) Black girl working is all on her cell phone (this is strictly prohibited)... letting the phone ring and ring...reservations pile up that she was supposed to put in the system... be rude and act bothered to potential guests coming in... seriously...
Maybe you guys won't understand all the stereotypes that were reinforced tonight because I haven't communicated the situations properly... I'm TIRED OKAY!!! I drank a cup o' tea and a cup of hot chocolate AND a bottle of coke... AND I AM STILL TIRED... shitballs son... SHIT BALLS.
AND OF COURSE... I'm sure I looked all annoying myself too. I was carrying a lunch box... my hair disheveled...I think I'm the only girl that leaves the house without looking in the mirror once haha. OH YEAH, I was also the annoying douche on the bus texting like a maniac...SEEEEEE... I can be a douche too :)
I have a feeling this post made no sense but that's okay! It felt good to write it :) |
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| Sexual Intercourse W/ a Monk |
[May. 11th, 2009|03:35 am] |
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I'm at work listening to the "AURA" channel on the musaq and I LOVES it... it occasionally throws in some Enya, wooden flute stuff... angelic singing vaginas... ya know... all that stuff :-p Basically, some of the songs make me feel as I if I should be having sexual intercourse with a monk or someone equally as holy and peaceful haha.
I forgot to record the momentous occasion where I heard my lil gay neighbor getting down and dirty with his new guy pal. I HEARD IT ALL. I think his couch is on the other side of my wall which is RIGHT BY MY HEAD. A good example of how thin the walls are: I can hear when he gets an IM on his computer :-/... At first, I thought that maybe it was just someone stretching or yawning ya know... then I thought it was the tele... THEN I thought it was just a regular blow job session BUT NOOOOOO...both of them were TALKING... you can't talk as clearly as they did when you have a peter all up in your mouth and in the back of your throat! I'm guessing it was either mutual hand jobs OR the DEEEED... I'm thinking it was the DEEEED because they were getting really into it! After I heard my lil neighbor get his berries off I decided enough was enough and hopped out of bed and went upstairs since his pal sounded as if he was still going strong... who knows how long it lasted. I didn't want to sit there and find out.
My roomy informed me that she too has had sex moans thrown at her ears but instead, from the middle-to-late aged neighbors upstairs! HAHA! Unlike her, I KNEW that when they tossed on the sexy R&B GETTIN IT ON music, it was time to head down to my room lol. Must be something in the air hehe.
IN OTHER NEWS:
-I'm sort of contemplating becoming a therapist or something haha... people always just end up spilling their guts to me and letting it all hang out. WHICH IS FABULOUS because frankly, I'm NOSY as all hell and LOVE hearing other people's business. I think it's partly because I don't have much going on in my own life but either way, it keeps me entertained!
-My mamacita has had juicy stuff going on at her work place and has spilled the beans to me! She works at the school that me and my bro attended from k-8th grade. It's a poor private Catholic "Sun School" in metro Denver, which means that lots of ghetto ass kids go there etc etc... but heck, it is certainly better than the public schools in metro Denver that's for sure! ANYHOOOOO, the 8th grade chitlins went on a retreat for Confirmation which is coming up right around the bend. It was an overnight thang in some fancy retreat place, and the gist of the story is that two kids were busted right in the middle of a blow job session! (I still can't get over how kids these days are giving out blow jobs left and right... it's no big deal any more... my generation at least waited until high school!!!) The shit hit the fan and the kids got suspended for the rest of the year and were also no longer allowed to participate in any of the end of year activities but believe me, that ain't the half of it!
A meeting was held with both sets of parents (they happened to not speak English... my mama acts as the school's translator so yeah... she basically had to translate the word "blow job" to the parents haha!), the principal, the teacher, AND THE PRIEST!!!! Can you imagine!?!? They made the kids tell everyone what they did themselves in front of all those all at the meeting! Tears were shed, eyes delivered daggers etc etc, but of course the best part/most unbelievable part was when the boy asked everyone for forgiveness (the girl refused to apologize and say sorry to any one) and the PRIEST said "I cannot forgive you for what you have done." WHAT THE HELL!?!?!
True, these kids broke the rules when they were supposed to be on a religious retreat but SERIOUSLY... THE PRIEST refusing to spread forgiveness?!?! He should have just said that at this time he does not believe they are ready to be confirmed but that he forgives them for their actions. He's supposed set the freaking example. Luckily my mama was there to tell the poor kid that she forgave him and appreciated his apology. Frankly, while I'm really disgusted with the actions of the chitlins, I am MORE appalled by the priest's actions. He should be beat with a limp wet noodle or something... what a douche! I just had to record and share this story... I found it interesting
That isn't the only "sex" story at the school. Apparently there's a little 2nd grade boy that just LOVES whoring around and kissing all the lil girls. There was one little girl that refused to whore herself out for a good chunk of time, BUT eventually gave in. The two lil chitlins were caught behind a wall just smooching away lol. When being scolded by the principal, the little girl denied that she actually wanted to be kissed by the boy but that she just did it anyway. When the lil gal was asked if she understood that she was equally responsible for what went on, the little girl had a response that was so adorable! She said the following, "Yes. We were naughty like Adam and Eve. I'm like Adam. Adam decided he wanted the apple too, so it was his fault too for making God angry." SERIOUSLY... I would have busted out laughing if I saw a lil tiny 2nd grade kid saying this haha. My mom said that at least they all know the religion classes are doing a good job, even when it comes to teaching the little kids.
-Um, yeah... not much else to report!! I've been taking lots of pictures again which is good for my soul! I am currently addicted to ORANGE flavored GATORADE... mmmm... nectar of the gods right now haha. ta ta for now! |
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| okay... WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?! |
[May. 3rd, 2009|04:05 am] |
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Okay... I RARELY say what the fuck, but SERIOUSLY... It's so necessary.
I just got this text from my roomy:
"Hi Hon! I got scared an locked the basement door...so come in through the upstairs and also don't go to the basement till it's light"
OKAY WHAT THE HELL!?!? I didn't even tell my roomy about my nightmares or anything! What the hell!?!? Yeah, she's a bit of a scaredy cat at times, and maybe it's cuz she's there all alone tonight but I don't know... I'm seriously freaked the fudge out right now!
I wonder if she heard something down there or just got bad mojo when she went and did some laundry... I have a wicked imagination and let me tell you, the wheels are turning...
Please pray for me. I'm really afraid to go home and back to my room IN THE DEEP DARK BASEMENT!!!!! I might have to sleep with the lights on and whatnot... This sucks. :(.
I thought maybe my crazy dreams were because I haven't taken my meds in a few days but um... YEAH... HELP! Keep me in your positive thoughts and send positive vibes. Maybe someone took out a voodoo doll of me or something... seriously... okay I'm going to stop freaking myself out!! :( |
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| I'm Such a Pansy! :( |
[May. 3rd, 2009|12:59 am] |
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Last night was a rough one for me. Not only did I head to bed a little too late and play scrabble on my phone too long, but I had mini nightmare after nightmare!! I swear! It sucked some major fuzzy crusty donkey balls!
The first one I had wasn't TOO scary. It basically just involved a bunch of nazis and concentration camp victims and whatnot... Somehow, I was just a viewer/spirit/haunted person in that dream. All I remember is that I kept switching between being a nazi and then a victim and then a ghost. It was sort of like a movie... In the end I saw an emaciated mutilated lady crawling on the ground/floating towards me/and became her at the same time! Then in the end... I was a viewer/God or something and she/I SHARPLY AND RASPILY whispered "WWWWWHHHHYYY"... The whisper was so sharp and piercing that it basically jostled me out of my sleep. I basically woke up saying HOLY HELL and sorta laughed and went hmmmph.
Then I kept having a bunch of those dreams where you "wake up" only to find you're in yet another dream! Of course it had to happen in the dream(s) where I was being taken over/possessed by a demon or some super negative feeling entity. That's my biggest hugest fear!!! BEING POSSESSED. Ever since I was a lil chitlin I was scared to death of it and it was partly why I was afraid of the dark for a long long time and went through SOOO many flashlights (THEY COULD NEvER EVER EVER give off a pink or reddish glow because it'd basically make me shit my pants and think the devil was in the room...). Anyways, the mini dream that did me in was when an unseen force basically threw me up against my door and then threw me out of my room and then tried to bash my head in the window downstairs right outside my bedroom! For some reason I was trying to scream and shout because it felt like if I made a "wave" of sound, the entity would lose it's grip on me! I woke up going "aieeeeeee aieeeeeee" and basically couldn't close my eyes without being scared shitless!
I tried saying the "ANGEL OF GOD" prayer I always said as a lil chitlin to comfort myself but it wasn't cutting it. I basically just hopped out of bed and RAN for the stairs and slammed the basement door :-/... I used to be scared to death of basements but have gotten over it as I've gotten older and whatnot but yeah... last night that whole debilitating fear returned and I basically ended up sleeping on the couch upstairs. I think if one of my roomies were home I would have been okay staying downstairs, but knowing that I was ALL alone in the apartment in the basement freaked me out... especially since I couldn't hear a light thumping of the latest Lady Ga Ga song next door (which I HATE but would have been comforting last night haha)
I had a bunch of other psycho dreams BUT the fact that stud muffiny famous guys were in my dreams sorta made up for it...
I'm all tired now and have the door wide open... cold air blasting on my face! It's making me self conscious of my nips and boobs... I'd chop them off if I could.
*sigh* |
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| Whopper of a Post... MAYBE |
[Apr. 27th, 2009|01:37 am] |
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I've only been twittering like carazy lately and have neglected my live journal! It's partly because my life sort of moves at a snail's pace and I just have to wait and let "exciting" happenings build up before I can make a chunky post.
I have learned some really valuable things lately...
1) NEVER EVER fall asleep to the Investigation Discovery channel again, or think I can rest my eyes while listening about sadistic psycho killers and whatnot! The result is basically me falling into a super deep sleep and dreaming about living next to a serial killer/THE DEVIL that is hunting me down! Crazy stuff man. I think everything was intensified because our place was so cold that I could see my breath so I was under about 3 blankies (I REFUSE to turn the heater on!!!) when I first went to sleep and then during my crazy slumber on the couch, the sun came out and the place heated up...which of course resulted in me becoming a lil fried lump of mush under the blankies. >_< I would usually not mind being in an action packed dream involving killers and whatnot but this killer was relentless and basically got off at shooting a gun at me through a wall while I slept, making me dodge the bullets while trying to chill on my bed... THE BASTID!
2) Using a regular old kleenex to remove left over tape goo on a surface TOTALLY WORKS!!! You don't need any sort of chemicals or water or anything moist to remove it... just apply a lil elbow grease and the guck magically comes off!! This means that my fondness for kleenex (I always have wads in my pockets GUARANTEED, I'm an old lady like that ;-p) has only increased! I should totally try to patent a fancy package and whatnot of just regular kleenexes but market them as "STUBBORN GOO WIPER UPPERS"... I bet some douche balls would totally fall for this and buy it (if I didn't invent it, I'd probably buy it myself... I'm a softy when it comes to products that claim to remove random goo and sticky shtuff from thangs!)
3) I'm not as good of a stalker as I thought!!! I need to step my game up and troll the net better... I won't stop until I'm one of the creepiest and best!!
4) I'm a creepy/annoying compulsive hummer when it comes to being in areas in the public where there is a constant "hum" of noise that is lacks human voices. I just always sorta snap into reality and find myself humming some crazy lil repetitive diddy over and over...
I completely forgot everything I've had to say. This window has been sitting open for hours and um... I think I'm going to call it a wrap for now!! |
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| Sexual Sadists |
[Apr. 9th, 2009|04:44 pm] |
I must research David Park Ray AND Westley Dodd
I swear... Investigation Discovery is like my dream tele channel!!
THE MOST EVIL is by FAR on one of my favoritest tele shows eva!
herm... |
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| SOOO, apparently I AM still a hermit!! |
[Apr. 6th, 2009|07:48 pm] |
Um, so I'm up... That's right, I'm awake during THE EVENING when the SUN is still up!! Sorta... Working a short shift at some hotel I've never worked at before. Guesh what?!! Since they are renovating the lobby, I get to sit down in a chair!! They set up the reservation area in a random meeting room... sorta weird but yeah. I usually have to stand for 8 hours so this rules!
I realized what a hermit I am on my way into work today. Whenever I am out and about during the day (afternoon time) I'm always reminded of how I live in a hip populated neighborhood in Seattle and let me tell ya, I WOULD RATHER NOT BE REMINDED. I felt really anxious when I was downtown transferring busses. That sorta makes me think my night time job and life shtuff is only adding to my whole anxiousness around people. I feel super awkward around folks during the day... SO EXPOSED! Maybe it was because I just wore my jacket rather than my hoody AND my jacket. I like layas! I'm pretty sure part of it is due to the fact that I can be seen more ya know... I like lurking in the shadows... being unseen. Knowing that people have to see me all full frontal in the light makes me soooooooo annoyed and almost like I even want to say "yeah, sorry you have to look at me..."
I really would wear a bag on my head in public if it wouldn't draw attention to me. OH the woes of being a monster haha.
I did manage to go to Volunteer Park with katie and jenn and the lil babby today and roasted in the sun haha. All the lil gay men of capitol hill were out sunning themselves... it was darling!
I feel like I'm not making sense... maybe it's because I've been up since 10:30pm LAST night... um.... So I'll end this for now
p.s. there's a painting on the wall that is totally blurry and makes me feel like I'm going blind... I want to kill the artist! |
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| Cross-dressing and Lil Ol' Asian Lasses |
[Apr. 5th, 2009|01:01 am] |
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FINALLY, hilarious events have come to pass. WOO HOO.
The night started off shaky when I was defeated by the damn bus driver arriving earlier than usual and thus, missed my bus. Pretty normal when I have to wash my hair before work, damn locks of a tangled mess on my head take forever and a day to wash and rinse >_<.
OF COURSE, the next bus was running late even though by the time it got to me it had one lonely lil passenger... luckily she buzzed by stops that had no one instead of slowing down all sick just to be sure no one is trying to hop on the bus (THEY NEVER SLOW DOWN FOR MY STOP, JUST VRRRRRRROOOOOM on by).
At a particularly "gay" part of Capitol Hill (gay bars and hang outs), this stud muffin and his gal pal hopped on the bus! He was being all loud and talking about how he always gets hit on by dudes in Capitol Hill and whatnot, but then he did admit he does have a pretty boy look to him (I adore pretty boys!) and yeah. He then went on to talk about his latest sexual exploits and some girls sandy feeling vag... he also sorta bragged about how he made another chick constantly go "ouch ouch ouch" because of his girthiness... WHAT A DOUCHE! Of course, I still drunk his looks in when I exited the bus ;-p
SooOO, I finally get to work and am checkin my twitter folks out (gotta always stay on top of it and catch up on what I missed for the last few hours, sad! I know!) It's important to mention the Emerald City ComiCon is goin on so we have lots of nyerdy types and stuck up artists lurking everywhere!
One nyerd with a jerry curl was trying to get his "game" on with these two chicks and let's just say, he failed miserably. I think he was OVER confident and that's what made him come across as sleazy and extra nyerdy. Even I felt uncomfy for the girls. SO anyhoo, more drunks continued to shuffle in and out of the hotel (pretty normal for a Saturday night), when all of a sudden some douche ball artists leave the door wide open, forcing me to venture from behind the desk over to the door to do the "angry door slam" which doesn't work because it's one of those pressurized doors that just doesn't help when you're trying to secretly say "SHUT THE DAMN DOOR YOU DOUCHE!" in code... I end up having to rely on the noise the door makes when it "unlocks" from the open position. WHAT THE hell is up with all my quotation marks... SERIOUSLY... CHILL MEATS, CHILL!
WELL, luckily (I think) shutting the door allowed me to meet two lovely gay fellas dressed up as ladies. They weren't professional or anything, but at first I thought they really were chicks until they said "hello!!" and I said it back, which then made them stop right where they were, spin around, and squeal "OH my god! I love your voice!" (I sound like a chipmunk, some folks like it... it attracts lots of creepers though >_<) They of course went on and showered fake compliments on me (which is always good for a laugh hehe) and then followed me back to the desk and chatted it up a bit. One talking about how he could have totally bagged a surgeon at the bar called PURR if he wasn't in drag... I found that humorous.
They then saw to lil glammed up tiny ol' asian ladies saunter on into the lobby and sit down, and they immediately went and pounced on them! The lil ladies had quite a good sense of humor, I must admit that hehe. The fellas were asking them if they loved to party... were they pill or booze ladies (ya know... drunk babble) and then asked the ladies about what they thought of their look... which ended up with one of the lil ladies saying "Oh you two look very beautiful!" which of course drew out an "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" from both the guys...Minutes later, two TINY lil asian dudes come into the hotel and one of the lil ol' asian ladies says "oh, there are our hubbies!" I thought that was too precious for words! The lil asian couples then shuffled up to their room! It was classic!
The lil cross dressin fellas chatted me up a bit and then finally went upstairs. I just received a call from one of them, where he told me for the billionth time that he loves me and that my voice is even better on the phone, and then he said that he just wanted to wish me a good night... AWWWWWWW, I love lil gay guys! I swear... I want to own one... keep him in my pocket and pull him out to pet him and watch him play with others haha.
On another note, comicon artists are DOUCHE bags... well most of them... they're all annoying and give off the impression that they think they are better than everyone... ANNOYING. Elitist people are one of my biggest annoyances. Makes me want to puke down their throats until it comes out their noses, where I would then catch what comes out and force them to drink it and pour it into their eyes. Hmm... I wonder if vomit would burn the eyes... all that acid.
YIKES... been watching TOO much Investigation Discovery Channel and national geographic's shows on prisons. I am curious as to what I'd really be able to do to a person... how far would I be able to go? If I KNEW I wasn't going to get in trouble or deal with the consequences of the law, would I kill someone or torture folks? HMMM... |
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| Placebo - "DRAG" |
[Mar. 21st, 2009|04:03 am] |
You’re always ahead of the game
I drag behind
You never get caught in the rain
When I’m drenched to the bone every time
You’re the first one to swim across the Seine
I lag behind
You’re always ahead of the game
While I drag behind
I drag behind
I drag behind
I drag behind
I drag behind
You’re always ahead of the pack
I drag behind
You posses every trait that I lack
By coincidence or by design
You’re the monkey I’ve got on my back
That tells me to shine
You’re always ahead of the pack
While I drag behind
I drag behind
I drag behind
I drag behind
I drag behind
I drag behind
I drag behind
I drag behind
I drag behind
You’re always ahead of the rest
When I’m always on time
You got As on your algebra tests
I failed and they kept me behind
I just gotta get off my chest
That I think you’re divine
You’re always ahead of the rest
While I drag behind
I drag behind
I drag behind
I drag behind
I drag behind
I drag behind
I drag behind
I drag behind
I drag behind
yeah, just got done catching up on some pals' facebook photos and shtuff and yeah haha, reminded me of this song. I AM ALWAYS BEHIND DAMNIT! |
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| that's seattle community for ya haha |
[Mar. 17th, 2009|03:56 am] |
Earlier in the night a bum comes in with a stick in his hand. He proceeds to tell me that he beat some guy in the leg with it in our parking lot because the dude was messing with a car in our lot. When the bum asked him what he was up to, the dude and his pal got all mouthy and so the bum struck the bad dudes in the leg.
He said they took off running. He said he was protecting the turf where he comes and regularly collects cigarette buttes. Hmm... SOOO turns out having cigarette buttes near the property encourages bums to protect the turf so that we don't get pissy at them and think that they are the ones that broke into the vehicles. CARAZY
AND KIDS... if you leave ANY sorta valuable stuff in your car and it is parked OUTSIDE in a CITY, YOU ARE REDICULOUSLY NAIVE to think that it'll be okay (OMG... the computer just farted lol) SO YEAH, don't leave shtuff in your car and expect it to be okay over night okay!!! WE ARE IN A RECESSION PEOPLE! FOLKS IS GETTIN GREEEEEEEEDY AND CARAZED :-p |
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| ^_^ OH JOY! |
[Mar. 16th, 2009|11:42 pm] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | WOIK | ] |
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| |  ecstatic | ] |
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| | oldies | ] |
OH MY GOSH!!!!!!
I swear... I've found GEMS on You tube... GEMS!!
I just found out the "granddad sweater" was sported because of MY request and it wasn't just stock footage! MWUAHAHA. It tickles me pink that I have been able to get a grampa sweater worn... Weiners would be proud of me... I'll have to show her the video.
So guess what, I AM A GOOOOBER. I got a twitter and new facebook (yeah, i couldn't get into my old one... it's been years) ALL IN THE SAME DAY. I find that sort of disgusting but pleasing at the same time
AND I also discovered while my child-like voice gets disturbing attention from PEDOPHILES in the making, it just MIGHT make me seem like a less creepy stalker which is good I guess.
Today's grandest event was when I heard my room mate going off on her violin/fiddle. She has some shows tomorrow cuz of St. Patty's Day and yeah... It was funny, she got out of the shower, came into the living room in her towel and grabbed her violin and music stand and then retreated into her room... a few minutes later glorious music was streaming out the cracks of her door and key hole (bahaha, that sounds sorta naughty... or maybe just to me...) anyways, I went to go see if I could watch her but her door was closed :( and so when she stopped playing eventually I was like "were you naked?!" and there was a silent pause before she replied "HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!" haha... I told her I could tell she was unencumbered by clothes and whatnot haha... I swear, she's a naked child...sometimes she reminds me of the lil girl on the sunscreen bottle... lil rump hangin out, no shame haha
I'm excited to make more vids for you tube... but I need to learn how to change the type of file they are so I can edit them and whatnot... Being a computer moron sucks, BUT luckily I have rubbed elbows and befriended computer nyerds years ago that are willing to help me hehe :-p I swear, Jonny McGirthy (um, nickname i gave him cuz he told me bout his girth haha) is a life saver!
p.s. I am OVERLY obsessed with the 5awesometrannys on you tube... Seriously... I read all the comments on their vids... watch their vids as soon as they are posted... molest the comment section. They're so damn interesting though... I am also still obsessed with you tube... constantly refreshing, hoping one of the folks I subscribe to updates! It's inspiring to see people that are ABOUT something and are just leaches, complaining, making disgusting annoying decisions...
And moving on... seems like two awesome girlies i communicate with here on LJ are having poo drops rain on them :(. It sucks... seriously, why do people have to be sooo douchey to folks that are clearly awesome and despite their faults, should be held onto as tightly as possible. HELL, even i can see that and I'm a cold asexual hermit. I hope things look up for them. They are both gals that have brought many me many giggles and I hope they make it through these skrewy times.
and on another note.... I can play scrabble on my phone for HOURS. I sorta wish I was old so I could live in an old people community and play scrabble and gin rummy and shtuff... shucks...I still can't wait to be a crazy cat lady...it's gonna RULE!! |
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| all the single JAZZY ladies in the elevator! |
[Mar. 9th, 2009|01:03 am] |
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| | NADA, musaq is broken! | ] |
HAHAHAHAHA, okay.... Um, I'm not sure if the beyonce sensation stole its tune from an oldies song or not... I do know that the video has some moves from a previous group and whatnot but yeah.
So I'm sitting here on the phone on hold, waiting to be helped out with this thang at work, and all of a sudden I find myself jammin out to the lil elevator music that they are playing. I realize that "HEY!! I HAVE HEARD THIS BEFORE!" and then I scrunch my nose and try to remember where, and BAM... it's a freaking elevator music version of SINGLE LADIES!!!!!!! HAHAHA... it's hilarious...
I dunno which brass instrument is being played but yeah lol... "if ya like it then ya shoulda put a ring on it... oh oh oh..." lol... SERIOUSLY... it's the same speed and everything. This is hilarious as shit!
in other news... one of my favorite TRANNYS "sported" my favoritest "granddad sweater" just for meeeeeeeee... well, this special tranny at least found footage of themselves wearing it and yeah... um, it made my eyeballs jizz. I'm really addicted to you tube and I must say, I've found some gems on there!
ta ta for now chitlins...
p.s. it "snowed" tonight... it was that chunky crap that practically falls in huge wet loose balls! none of it stuck of course but it was sort of funny gettin pelted by all these miniature wet balls.
I didn't get enough mee mees :(... I always end up playing SCRABBLE on my phone for too long lol. I'm a nyerd... yesh... but I'm a damn good scrabble player now :-D |
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| Napalm Death |
[Mar. 6th, 2009|01:32 am] |
Just mingled with the folks of Napalm Death haha... okay, true, I've only HEARD people talk about that band because they're not really my thang but yeah...
And I also talked to a former guitar dude of Cradle of Filth... WEIRD. I swear, this lil trashy hotel gets all the "rock" bands.
P.S. the napalm death folks had GROOOOOVy accents :-D Sorta like the beatles! |
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| my name is... |
[Mar. 2nd, 2009|01:41 am] |
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so i ordered food and yeah... gave them the name Rosita, which is my name... mita is my nickname... i've explained that before.
ANYHOOOOOOO, they spelled it : Rousssita
EEEEEEEnteresting. It's been butchered a million times before but yeah, this one just tickled me. i've been using the word TICKLE a lot lately.... wonder why...
Money spent for just TWO meals today $45 smackers.... I need to learn to budget or to NOT carry cash around because I just sorta throw it away. SMART.
I need to make some new LJ icons... anyone know how to make spiffy ones? ya know, ones that blink and dazzle... in a non pre-teen type of way ;-p
I think i'm slowly realizing why people use TWITTER... I don't know if I ever will though.... hmmmmmmmmmmmm |
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| muscley sitimimation (night of gnomes!!) |
[Mar. 1st, 2009|02:29 am] |
BAHAHAHA
It cracks me up when lil muscley dudes get all drunk and act a fool. It's annoying but it cracks me up. Especially when they smell like guacamole and have hard nipples busting out of their lil popped collar polo shirt.... of course, with the popped collar all skrewy and half floppy.
It's especially funny when they try to overcompensate for their lil shortness with their over pumped muscles and their attitude about how they want to kick every male's ass that is in their presence.
SERIOUSLY MAN. These guys are such douchey jokes but I must admit, they keep things lively here at the hotel. If only they didn't grab stuff off the walls, bite my monitors, and just act like they are four with the excuse of "DUUUUUUUUUDE, this is our first time in seattle and we're drunk and just having fun. I'd like to kick the parents that spawned them in their junk, then tear out their insides, and feed it to them as a way to punish them for breeding and spewing out such annoyance. AND YOU JUST KNOW that these douche balls' parents love them and think they are sooo great and that they raised them sooo well, and that they are just doing what everyone else their age does.
I'm feeling old and I'm not even a quarter of a century old yet.
(side note... our own lil short security guard is feeling all rowled up too and i think he's trying to flex his powers to compensate for his shortness...)
AWWWWWWW, it's the night of the lil guys :-p
AND UPDATE: the lil douche ball keeps calling the front desk, REALLY REALLY REALLY wanting me to tell him that he's attractive and to explain what makes him attractive so i just gave him the right lines and said "ooo, you are soo muscley ooo" and that appeased him... douche ball! ahha they won't stop calling!! damn my charming child-like voice haha
AND WHAT THE HELL, is it the night of the small folks? We had an official Little Person check in tonight, he caused no issues and wasn't embarassed to sorta hang on the tall front desk thing... hell, i can barely see of it myself... well, like i'm a foot and a half taller than it but yeah, folks always tease me bout it... then there was this other lil lady that came in and her chin was only at the desk. it makes me feel all TALL and statuesque haha :-p rrrrrrrrrright haha |
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| how do I look this dude in the eyes now?! |
[Feb. 28th, 2009|05:47 am] |
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SOOO, of course, I have another hotel night life adventure to share. I get loads of these and I'm sure with the busy season just around the corner I will soon be having MORE stories. YIPPY for inspiration and entertaining moments eh.
Okay, there's this group of boat fixer upper dudes that have been staying at the seedier hotel I work at for about a few months. Their ages range from about 35-60 or so.... who knows, ya know how you caucasian folks age all harshly even though you're only like what.... 30 or something lol. Yeah yeah... mean but honest.
Anyhooo, there's this older feller in the group that is usually one of the first ones up in the morning and is down here in the lobby waiting and small talking it up with me while he waits for others wake up and shake off their hangovers that occur regularly. So he ends up telling me how he doesn't go out with the boys and just stays home (being his room here) watching the tele and passing out early in the evening. WELL GUESS WHAT... HE CERTAINLY IS NOT DOING THAT. Apparently he's been having all sorts of escapades when the sun goes down and hookers get to hookin and the crack heads get to suckin and lord knows what else for a quick buck.
Last night I get a noise complaint from this feller's neighbor and so being the responsible worker I am, I send the ginormous intimidating security guard up there to quiet things down and scope out the scene. We discover who is making the noise and the security guard says something along the lines of "oh yeah, the guy is just pissed because his hooker ran out the door with his pants and ripped him off." He basically had to tell the guy that while it sucks that he had one of his lil crack whores rip him off, he can't go banging up the place.
I guess the security guard has witnessed this dude bringing all sorts of vermin into the building, various trashy hookers of both sexes. You think this dude would know better than to continue to bring trashy hookers in here. We have all sorts of entrances and exits and so I think that's why hookers always do stuff with their johns here... they can break away all fast, sometimes with the dudes pants in their hands lol! It's funny because when the johns are confronted and asked if they want us to call the police to report being robbed, they of course are always like "oh um, no it's no big deal." haha.
The pizza delivery dude (well, one of the bajillion that come here over and over) is sooo dreamy. He always says hi and bye and whatnot and I swear, sometimes all I can do is just squeal out a "mmm hmmm" and wipe my drool. I'm so easily twitterpated...
soooooo, I've recently come across even MORE interesting you tubers! I swear, that place is addictive! I have only posted one video on there and it's of the quartet that played in my place but yeah... perhaps I'll do a "vlog" or something .... not sure... if I do I'll be hiding that's for sure... I'm thinking i might decorate a paper bag and wear it and have that be my "thang" ya know... who knows. Um.... you have a you tube? |
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