|Sexual Intercourse W/ a Monk
||[May. 11th, 2009|03:35 am]
I'm at work listening to the "AURA" channel on the musaq and I LOVES it... it occasionally throws in some Enya, wooden flute stuff... angelic singing vaginas... ya know... all that stuff :-p Basically, some of the songs make me feel as I if I should be having sexual intercourse with a monk or someone equally as holy and peaceful haha.
I forgot to record the momentous occasion where I heard my lil gay neighbor getting down and dirty with his new guy pal. I HEARD IT ALL. I think his couch is on the other side of my wall which is RIGHT BY MY HEAD. A good example of how thin the walls are: I can hear when he gets an IM on his computer :-/... At first, I thought that maybe it was just someone stretching or yawning ya know... then I thought it was the tele... THEN I thought it was just a regular blow job session BUT NOOOOOO...both of them were TALKING... you can't talk as clearly as they did when you have a peter all up in your mouth and in the back of your throat! I'm guessing it was either mutual hand jobs OR the DEEEED... I'm thinking it was the DEEEED because they were getting really into it! After I heard my lil neighbor get his berries off I decided enough was enough and hopped out of bed and went upstairs since his pal sounded as if he was still going strong... who knows how long it lasted. I didn't want to sit there and find out.
My roomy informed me that she too has had sex moans thrown at her ears but instead, from the middle-to-late aged neighbors upstairs! HAHA! Unlike her, I KNEW that when they tossed on the sexy R&B GETTIN IT ON music, it was time to head down to my room lol. Must be something in the air hehe.
IN OTHER NEWS:
-I'm sort of contemplating becoming a therapist or something haha... people always just end up spilling their guts to me and letting it all hang out. WHICH IS FABULOUS because frankly, I'm NOSY as all hell and LOVE hearing other people's business. I think it's partly because I don't have much going on in my own life but either way, it keeps me entertained!
-My mamacita has had juicy stuff going on at her work place and has spilled the beans to me! She works at the school that me and my bro attended from k-8th grade. It's a poor private Catholic "Sun School" in metro Denver, which means that lots of ghetto ass kids go there etc etc... but heck, it is certainly better than the public schools in metro Denver that's for sure! ANYHOOOOO, the 8th grade chitlins went on a retreat for Confirmation which is coming up right around the bend. It was an overnight thang in some fancy retreat place, and the gist of the story is that two kids were busted right in the middle of a blow job session! (I still can't get over how kids these days are giving out blow jobs left and right... it's no big deal any more... my generation at least waited until high school!!!) The shit hit the fan and the kids got suspended for the rest of the year and were also no longer allowed to participate in any of the end of year activities but believe me, that ain't the half of it!
A meeting was held with both sets of parents (they happened to not speak English... my mama acts as the school's translator so yeah... she basically had to translate the word "blow job" to the parents haha!), the principal, the teacher, AND THE PRIEST!!!! Can you imagine!?!? They made the kids tell everyone what they did themselves in front of all those all at the meeting! Tears were shed, eyes delivered daggers etc etc, but of course the best part/most unbelievable part was when the boy asked everyone for forgiveness (the girl refused to apologize and say sorry to any one) and the PRIEST said "I cannot forgive you for what you have done." WHAT THE HELL!?!?!
True, these kids broke the rules when they were supposed to be on a religious retreat but SERIOUSLY... THE PRIEST refusing to spread forgiveness?!?! He should have just said that at this time he does not believe they are ready to be confirmed but that he forgives them for their actions. He's supposed set the freaking example. Luckily my mama was there to tell the poor kid that she forgave him and appreciated his apology. Frankly, while I'm really disgusted with the actions of the chitlins, I am MORE appalled by the priest's actions. He should be beat with a limp wet noodle or something... what a douche! I just had to record and share this story... I found it interesting
That isn't the only "sex" story at the school. Apparently there's a little 2nd grade boy that just LOVES whoring around and kissing all the lil girls. There was one little girl that refused to whore herself out for a good chunk of time, BUT eventually gave in. The two lil chitlins were caught behind a wall just smooching away lol. When being scolded by the principal, the little girl denied that she actually wanted to be kissed by the boy but that she just did it anyway. When the lil gal was asked if she understood that she was equally responsible for what went on, the little girl had a response that was so adorable! She said the following, "Yes. We were naughty like Adam and Eve. I'm like Adam. Adam decided he wanted the apple too, so it was his fault too for making God angry." SERIOUSLY... I would have busted out laughing if I saw a lil tiny 2nd grade kid saying this haha. My mom said that at least they all know the religion classes are doing a good job, even when it comes to teaching the little kids.
-Um, yeah... not much else to report!! I've been taking lots of pictures again which is good for my soul! I am currently addicted to ORANGE flavored GATORADE... mmmm... nectar of the gods right now haha. ta ta for now!